Them things everyone's talking about right now...

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I've managed to dodge the preview clips, but um, there was a new trailer out and I... uh... yeah, I had to check it out. ( Spoilers and screencaps )

FOUND. HUGE.

IS IT POSSIBLE TO DIE FROM TOO MANY ORGASMS?

Thanks to silvermoon_06 for the heads-up. On closer inspection, it looks like it's a bloody painting! But more like a Photoshop painting at that, the way quite a few manips are. But it's gooooooooooooood. I really like that. That's going to be my canon, whatever happens (no harshing, shh). The Master ( Read more... )

Fucking hell, Simm's been in a car crash. Gah. I *was* wondering what that bandage on his wrist was all about, but holy shit. Eep. Thank fuck he's okay.

On a happier note, everyone's been making fucking weird faces at the Radio Times covers party. "David Tennant spots John Simm from across the room. Philip Glenister has noticed. SMITE."

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME DERREN BROWN HAD A WAR CHIEF BEARD IN 1999?!?!?!??!?


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I am not telling porkies! I hope sam42 won't kill me for linking to this--after all, she did the video rip and editing and everything.

But yeah, interview thing in which Simm confesses to having been a cage dancer. HE WAS YOUNG. HE NEEDED THE MONEY. (9.9MB .avi, right click and save as.)

Just... um... I... uh... *handmotions*

When he was young and needed the money, John Simm used to be a cage dancer.

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AND THIS ISN'T FROM A PORNY FANFIC?

I may need several days to come to terms with this. I think my brain has short-circuited.

ETA: video of the interview in which he admits it.

I was just surfing the IMDB, and...

CLEARLY THE DRUMS CAUSE NOSEBLEEDS?AUUUGH! RUSTY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BRANE? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH ( Read more... )

HE FUCKING KILLS ME. God. Get this if you can find it. This is definitely the darkest/nuttiest baby!Simm I've seen yet. Evil slutboi (haunted by another evil slutboi) tiem. Also, win, this was written by Stephen Gallagher, the guy who did Warriors' Gate (a;slkdhf;lkdshf) and Terminus. FUK YS. I quite liked it. And it's *hella slashy*. I'm getting ( Read more... )

...my family nearly died earlier this week in a car crash ( Read more... )